Chris Cyr presents: I’m Gonna Buy Cocaine
A Mostly Unplugged Rock Opera

Bradley is having a bad day. His boss is riding his ass. His mom keeps calling, telling him he’s a disappointment. He’s overdrawn his checking account. His girlfriend is moving to Florida. And he’s got a splinter under his fingernail.

He knows what’ll cheer him up. He’s going to buy cocaine. But that might be easier said than done.

“I’m Gonna Buy Cocaine” is a mostly unplugged rock opera told in 8 songs. It’s a hero’s journey for people who think they know how to party.

$7 for venue side, free to get in the bar side. Doors at 8:30. Show at 9.

Music from River Kittens immediately follows this ridiculousness.