{"id":115,"date":"2022-01-11T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-11T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2022-08-13T06:42:08","modified_gmt":"2022-08-13T06:42:08","slug":"oldest-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/11\/oldest-child\/","title":{"rendered":"The Oldest Child"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This spring, I&#8217;m recording an hour of comedy.  So, I&#8217;m working on that hour a little bit every time I&#8217;m on stage.  The goal is to have a fully formed outline for the material by the end of this month.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few years back, I worked with Christopher Titus for a weekend, and he was just at the early stages of writing that year&#8217;s hour of material.  Titus is one of my comedy favorites.  His hours work as both stand-up, and a one man show you&#8217;d see in a theater.  Watching him work the material that weekend,  scripting out each line, cutting every word he could spare, and jumping on his laptop immediately after each set to note the crowd&#8217;s reaction to certain parts over others, was extremely helpful. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">So obviously, I&#8217;m stealing his method.<\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>The other thing I got out of that weekend was a lot of good advice about being myself onstage, and writing about what interests\/motivates me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t let what other people tell you a crowd wants determine the material you do.  This is only funny if it&#8217;s really you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I like this material and it&#8217;s coming together nicely. It mostly centers on the fact that I am the product of two teenage parents, who each went on to have children with other partners, but never again with each other.  My mom met my dad when I was one, married him, and went on to have two more sons. My biological father has six, I think, other children by different women.  I&#8217;m each of their oldest child.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Back To The Title of This Post<\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>The phrase &#8220;oldest child&#8221; is a double entendre.  When my mom introduces me as &#8220;my oldest child,&#8221; it&#8217;s a term of endearment.  It shows the person she&#8217;s introducing me to who I am.  It also shows them how much more she loves me than she loves either of my brothers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But she&#8217;d also probably introduce me as &#8220;the oldest child I&#8217;ve ever seen&#8221; because of my tendency to type things like the previous paragraph. She wouldn&#8217;t be wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Chris Cyr is a writer and nationally touring stand-up comedian from St. Louis, Missouri. His album, &#8220;Adult Child of Children&#8221; will be released on Helium Records in September 2022.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This spring, I&#8217;m recording an hour of comedy. So, I&#8217;m working on that hour a little bit every time I&#8217;m on stage. The goal is to have a fully formed outline for the material by the end of this month. A few years back, I worked with Christopher Titus for a weekend, and he was just at the early stages of writing that year&#8217;s hour of material. Titus is one of my comedy favorites. His hours work as both stand-up, and a one man show you&#8217;d see in a theater. Watching him work the material that weekend, scripting out each<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":217,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":306,"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/306"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/christophercyr.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}