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This new edition of MarioKart is crazy…

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Breaking out an oldie but goodie for some upcoming festival sets. This joke has gone through so many changes since the first time I told it. It’s hard to believe it’s only a minute now. It just goes to show that you’re never done editing.

I had a great time at @therinokc for @catchatryingstar. What a great venue/show. You should check it out during @fountaincitycomedyfest!

#standupcomedy #writing #comedyvideos #cooluncle #parentingtips #netflix

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Breaking out an oldie but goodie for some upcoming festival sets. This joke has gone through so many changes since the first time I told it. It’s hard to believe it’s only a minute now. It just goes to show that you’re never done editing.

I had a great time at @therinokc for @catchatryingstar. What a great venue/show. You should check it out during @fountaincitycomedyfest!

#standupcomedy #writing #comedyvideos #cooluncle #parentingtips #netflix

3 days ago

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“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert…. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains.”

Thus endeth an era. Shout out to @jcsibala, @ronaldosuckss, and @zachbutko for a raucous and memorable final @wildcardcomedy at @thecrowsnestbar!

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“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert…. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains.”

Thus endeth an era. Shout out to @jcsibala, @ronaldosuckss, and @zachbutko for a raucous and memorable final @wildcardcomedy at @thecrowsnestbar!

1 week ago

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Anyone who sits at this table is doomed to die.

#27Club

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Anyone who sits at this table is doomed to die.

#27Club

2 weeks ago

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These images were generated by the deepest parts of your subconscious. They’re a signal that you’re safe, and your mind is protected from the neural programming perpetrated by the world consortium. Your parents love you and have paid dearly to keep you in stasis until the end of this deep space mission to find a new home. Sleep well. The future of humanity, or at least a happier version of it, is in your hands.

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These images were generated by the deepest parts of your subconscious. They’re a signal that you’re safe, and your mind is protected from the neural programming perpetrated by the world consortium. Your parents love you and have paid dearly to keep you in stasis until the end of this deep space mission to find a new home. Sleep well. The future of humanity, or at least a happier version of it, is in your hands.

2 weeks ago

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We’re just out here trying to figure out what to talk about on stage.

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We’re just out here trying to figure out what to talk about on stage.

2 weeks ago

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This is one of my favorite new bits to run when I want to have some fun. The whole set is an explanation about topics more experienced comics told me to stay away from in my work. So, I wanted to explain to the audience why they normally won’t hear jokes like this.

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This is one of my favorite new bits to run when I want to have some fun. The whole set is an explanation about topics more experienced comics told me to stay away from in my work. So, I wanted to explain to the audience why they normally won’t hear jokes like this.

2 weeks ago

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Can’t remember if I shared the final form of the park ranger joke. I’ve enjoyed documenting this joke’s development from a throw away one liner, to its merging with two other jokes, and finally a streamlined amalgamation of all those jokes into this single bit. There is a short tag that isn’t included here due to time, but hopefully this has been interested for anyone who’s seen the reposting. I’m working on a single video that shows this joke developing and I’ll post it somewhere that allows for longer videos.

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Can’t remember if I shared the final form of the park ranger joke. I’ve enjoyed documenting this joke’s development from a throw away one liner, to its merging with two other jokes, and finally a streamlined amalgamation of all those jokes into this single bit. There is a short tag that isn’t included here due to time, but hopefully this has been interested for anyone who’s seen the reposting. I’m working on a single video that shows this joke developing and I’ll post it somewhere that allows for longer videos.

2 weeks ago

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To every house hunting show that has had someone saying “Imagine drinking your morning coffee here!”

Okay. Fine. You got me this time.

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To every house hunting show that has had someone saying “Imagine drinking your morning coffee here!”

Okay. Fine. You got me this time.

2 weeks ago

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