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AAA++ Would do January again!
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AAA++ Would do January again!
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Okay ChatGPT.  You can uncross your arms and enjoy the rest of the show.
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Okay ChatGPT. You can uncross your arms and enjoy the rest of the show.
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Great time hosting for @caspariland and @standuprandazzo at @heliumcomedystl!  Check them out when they’re in your town!
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Great time hosting for @caspariland and @standuprandazzo at @heliumcomedystl! Check them out when they’re in your town!
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Missouri’s billboards are doing too much.

#billboard #pregnancy #joke #standup #turducken
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Missouri’s billboards are doing too much. #billboard #pregnancy #joke #standup #turducken
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We were poor growing up. So when I was a little kid, while my parents worked I attended daycare at a publicly funded inner city headstart program.  When I attended actual school and took vocal music, there was a culture shock.

#marypoppins #gospel #musiceducation #dreamgirls #jokes #standup #musicalcomedy
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We were poor growing up. So when I was a little kid, while my parents worked I attended daycare at a publicly funded inner city headstart program. When I attended actual school and took vocal music, there was a culture shock. #marypoppins #gospel #musiceducation #dreamgirls #jokes #standup #musicalcomedy
7 days ago
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Audience member accidentally outted herself as being a hot tub aficionado.  Just in time for Valentine’s Day.

#hottubparty #romance #valentinesday #standupcomedy #mondaymotivation
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Audience member accidentally outted herself as being a hot tub aficionado. Just in time for Valentine’s Day. #hottubparty #romance #valentinesday #standupcomedy #mondaymotivation
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It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
It tells a story.

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred!

The worshippers were buried!

After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. 

The sky chariot watched on!
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It tells a story. Once upon a time, there was a peaceful forest. Then a strange chariot appeared in the sky. The villagers came out and worshipped the sky chariot. Snow began to fall. Then an avalanche occurred! The worshippers were buried! After, the abominable snow man dug up the frozen bodies and ate them, leaving their blood streaking across the snow. The sky chariot watched on!
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Hosted Paint and Punchlines for @heliumcomedystl.

Mine doesn’t look like the original, but it definitely tells a story.
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Hosted Paint and Punchlines for @heliumcomedystl. Mine doesn’t look like the original, but it definitely tells a story.
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Shout out to @kate_unscripted  and @angelasmithstl.  These two rock stars kicked ass in front of a sold-out crowd in @heliumcomedystl’s garage tonight.  Thanks to both of them, I didn’t have to work as hard as either of them. What else can you ask for from openers.

Thanks to everyone who came out this weekend, shared the event, or texted me a kind word. I appreciate all of you.

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Shout out to @kate_unscripted  and @angelasmithstl.  These two rock stars kicked ass in front of a sold-out crowd in @heliumcomedystl’s garage tonight.  Thanks to both of them, I didn’t have to work as hard as either of them. What else can you ask for from openers.

Thanks to everyone who came out this weekend, shared the event, or texted me a kind word. I appreciate all of you.

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Shout out to @kate_unscripted and @angelasmithstl. These two rock stars kicked ass in front of a sold-out crowd in @heliumcomedystl’s garage tonight. Thanks to both of them, I didn’t have to work as hard as either of them. What else can you ask for from openers. Thanks to everyone who came out this weekend, shared the event, or texted me a kind word. I appreciate all of you. Veritas Occultatur Absurdam
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