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21 Jan

2006 Senate on Voting Rights:
•Republicans: 53 YES, 0 NO
•Democrats: 45 YES, 0 NO

2022 Senate on Voting Rights:
•Republicans: 0 YES, 50 NO
•Democrats: 48 YES, 2 NO

Media: Have Democrats shifted too far left???🤔

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Apparently their fries fuck.

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It was an honest mistake, but a random FB message made me realize that it’s a good time for a semi-regular reminder that @chriscyrcomedy and I are both named “Chris Cyr,” both do stand up, and both perform in clubs with famous people. But even with all those similarities, you should be able to tell us apart and stop yourself before you send me a warning about using certain words.

Follow us both! #cyr

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It was an honest mistake, but a random FB message made me realize that it’s a good time for a semi-regular reminder that @chriscyrcomedy and I are both named “Chris Cyr,” both do stand up, and both perform in clubs with famous people. But even with all those similarities, you should be able to tell us apart and stop yourself before you send me a warning about using certain words.

Follow us both! #cyr

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Just a reminder! I’m on this show tonight at @heliumcomedystl! I’m recording it (along with 9 others, but let’s focus on me here!) for Helium records (hopefully). It’ll be a great show.

Stay home if you’re sick, you plague rat.

https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/159055

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Just a reminder! I’m on this show tonight at @heliumcomedystl! I’m recording it (along with 9 others, but let’s focus on me here!) for Helium records (hopefully). It’ll be a great show.

Stay home if you’re sick, you plague rat.

https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/159055

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Look at how stupid cute this dog is as he rims that shark right off the couch!

Wednesday 1/19, I’m on this album recording at @heliumcomedystl . It’s a great lineup. DM me if you’re interested, I think I get free passes.

Remember, no one loves you as much as this dog loves that shark’s bunghole.

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Look at how stupid cute this dog is as he rims that shark right off the couch!

Wednesday 1/19, I’m on this album recording at @heliumcomedystl . It’s a great lineup. DM me if you’re interested, I think I get free passes.

Remember, no one loves you as much as this dog loves that shark’s bunghole.

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More like cafe au’ yay. #coffee

6 days ago

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This is how every movie should be! #church

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This is how every movie should be! #church

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I would have bet you money this was a sex toy. Apparently it goes on your face though. Which doesn’t mean it isn’t a sex toy, since everything can be a sex toy.

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I would have bet you money this was a sex toy. Apparently it goes on your face though. Which doesn’t mean it isn’t a sex toy, since everything can be a sex toy.

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